Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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