called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
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I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
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that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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