is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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