He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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