Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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