Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
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He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
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I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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