Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
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First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
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I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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