just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
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Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
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I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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