spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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