i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
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If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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