this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
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I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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