i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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