I forgot how hot balto sounded
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
