She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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