question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
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Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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