My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
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Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?