Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
