I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
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I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
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I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..