She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
i dont even know how to be here
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
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Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
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