tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program