Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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