She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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