all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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