mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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