Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
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You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
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I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
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