Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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