Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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