I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
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If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
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100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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