Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Randomize
