The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
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You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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