that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
Randomize