Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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