She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
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College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
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They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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