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i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
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