Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
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just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
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that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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