Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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