I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
it was like eating out sand paper
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
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my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
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I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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