ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
She even gives head with a lisp.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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