You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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