I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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