you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
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I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
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This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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