I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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