Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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