There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
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i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
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Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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