Small penises have feelings too.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
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But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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