Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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