this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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