i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
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found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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