If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
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my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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