I'm jealous of your bromance
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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