dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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