what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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