I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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