Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
We need to get me chipped asap
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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