Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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