It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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