sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
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not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
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My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
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