I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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