Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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